why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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