just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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