we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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