Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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