how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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