She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Randomize