Well douche your snatch and let's go!
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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