the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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