We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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