My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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