let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
