He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Operation Purity has been aborted
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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