I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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