i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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