11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she pinky promised me she was 18
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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