Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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