how can u be prego again
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize
