So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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