There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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