This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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