it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
Randomize
