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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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