I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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