It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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