Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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