I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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