i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
How naked do you want me to be?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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