New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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