But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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