Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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