I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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