All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You need a sexual gate keeper
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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