haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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