Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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