do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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