just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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