Heybabeimwearingurpanties
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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