Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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