It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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