East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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