no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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