I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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