guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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