I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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