im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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