We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Randomize
