That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
