Ketchup is God's man juice
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
you had me at cake vodka
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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