i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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