I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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