ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Only a mothe r could love this liver
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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