And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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