But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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