I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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