Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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